reaperscience:

this image is haunting me and every time i see it in my gallery, that’s my whole day. dear god please

i had to open tumblr just for this because i cant keep spamming my friends and i need an outlet. just

this image is haunting me and every time i see it in my gallery, that’s my whole day. dear god please

crystalvfae:

Maleficar

crystalvfae:

crystalvfae:

squad selfie

im still replaying mass effect so i gotta reblog this ancient thing

themaarika:

Femslash February collab I did with @asleepinawell who wrote this cute story :) Check out the story here: http://asleepinawell.tumblr.com/post/171349491859/ 

soloveitchik:

I’m sorry this is one of the funniest tags that’s ever been left on one of my posts

literally i havent used this website in so long that in my mind tumblr = me aged 22 (at most), so when i saw someone on here with age 27, i was like “oh yes respectable adult age” before the realization kicked in

gvalesthedumb:

deleted scene after Chantry’s blow up

gvalesthedumb:

🫀

kinda reassuring (?) to open this website years of non-use later and see the same people still posting. whats up

g1sunstreaker:

balcklion:

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

Lowkey wanna get rawed by a girl but i feel like im so touch starved at this point shell put her hand on my face and ill immediately disintegrate

are we the same person

whats wrong?are you okay?

i wonder how old this is and what it was in response to but thanks for checking in, anon! im functional and operating on spite

hey, i mean this with respect, but can you address / apologize for this? https://theerealcowboy.tumblr.com/post/616434570644144128/lesbitchka-stop-trying-to-find-ways-for-women

im pretty sure i butted out of the whole wlw identifier business long before i stopped coming here over 2 years ago

vee-vee-writes:

paper-rose-doodles:

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen